dear mil.. i see what youre all about now.. sendin my husband messages on fb sayin if hes found a gf now that hes deployed.. that shiit dont fly.. sincerly, a pist of daughter in law

dear hubby.. im so done with your fam.. ive had enough of their drama in the past couple of months.. that i just wanna stranggle them all.. love, your very annoyed wife..

dear deployment.. i know you just started.. but you have to hurry up and finish cause im about to pull out my hair.. sincerly, me

dear kids.. you guys have actually been great so far.. wish more adults could act like you four.. love, mommy 

Dear Marine Corps,
I'm kind of upset with you right now. Big shock, right? As awful as it sounds, I look forward to my four child-free days a month. And you want to take those away from me? REALLY?

Dear body,
I hope this bad mood and easily frustrated attitude is PMS. You're welcome to screw up my cycle in trade for my happy-go-lucky attitude back :)

Dear daughter,
We're going to try to change your routine tonight. I hope this helps with your bed time issues.

Dear love,
I'm sorry for my sour puss mood all weekend. I hate that I only get to see you 2-3 days a week. I think we need a break, though. Maybe I could have a girls night while you go out with your boys?? I would really LOVE that. Too bad I don't have any child free days this month!! :( 

dear AF,
florida! dont tease me!

dear hubs,
well???

dear body,
today is day 2 of detox so behave and get back on program

dear family,
$1K for security?? yikes! oh well - if thats what you want, happy birthday then

dear treadmill,
where the frig is that squeaky sound coming from - i will find you!!!!