These guys are funny, endless entertainment. 

Getting married as a LCpl does not equate to getting rich, or solving your relationship problems. 

Flying over to Thailand and opening a brothel with a small business loan will not work out well. 

It generally will not work out well if you marry someone who works in the adult entertainment industry. 

lol are you just ranting? 

These are real stories I hear from my marines. 

Dating the chick from Teen Mom who managed to get arrested again this week is also a really BAD idea. 

Also using the excuse "I was drunk and on pain meds" is not a good reason to kick in the door at the barracks. 

Getting married as a LCpl does not equate to getting rich, or solving your relationship problems

It really rubs me the wrong way when my husband's single friends think he "rich" just because he's married and getting BAH. Idiots!
Oh and they're jealous he doesn't have to clean a barracks room.. Really, clean one room or a whole house plus mowing a lawn.. Hmmm which sounds easier? 

It really rubs me the wrong way when my husband's single friends think he "rich" just because he's married and getting BAH. Idiots!
Oh and they're jealous he doesn't have to clean a barracks room.. Really, clean one room or a whole house plus mowing a lawn.. Hmmm which sounds easier?


They think he gets to lay around while you do all the work, LOL! 

Do not eat the banana from the show. 

Bwahahaha! Is it the same person that was doing that, Oh about 20 years ago? 

Also using the excuse "I was drunk and on pain meds" is not a good reason to kick in the door at the barracks. 



Sounds like a valid reason to me 

Yes, still the same person. I hear she's training het daughter to take over the show 

Do not turn a condom inside out(because you only have one & there are two of you) when sharing some sloot after the ball 

Do not turn a condom inside out(because you only have one & there are two of you) when sharing some sloot after the ball

I honestly don't know how I got pregnant, they had A condom!! 

Deciding to skip the field op and spend the week out of state with your girlfriend instead is generally a dumb idea. 

Also using the excuse "I was drunk and on pain meds" is not a good reason to kick in the door at the barracks.

Minus the pain meds, a relative of mine (also a Marine) actually did this and ended up with a broken leg. 

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Just because during a deployment you made a sound booth, it does not mean you're a rapper 

Minus the pain meds, a relative of mine (also a Marine) actually did this and ended up with a broken leg.

Guess that got the pain meds they were missing? :) 

Bwahahaha! Is it the same person that was doing that, Oh about 20 years ago?


Yes it is. 

Guess that got the pain meds they were missing? :)

I would hope so. He also got in a lot of trouble, rightfully deserved. 

Lol. More, more... 

We had a Marine set himself on fire back in 2000, so as to seem crazy so he could get kicked out. 

True story....

If you are married and seeing another man's wife while on deployment to Okinawa, it's probably a bad idea to invite your entire shop to her house for Thanksgiving.

Oy. 

The worst one my husband ever told me about was a guy who just married a lady with 3 young kids in San Diego and had to take them with him when he went to a Dr. appt on base. So he drove with them all the way from SD with no car seats (oldest was maybe 4-5) and then left them in the car alone in the hospital parking lot (it was warm outside) while he was at his appt. 

I have some real horror stories (dead bodies type) but I'm just sharing the dumb and dumber ones!! 

Smoking spice in your barracks closet, then rushing out and accidentally setting your room on fire is a no no! Lol.